Dujan’s Daily Show Dream

Does the stupid never end?

The cable show I was asked to do this week bumped me until December…which is better than being bumped with no future date set.

I understand the nature of the business, so depending on what’s in the news next month, this might not happen again either, but it looks like instead of being a panel of “gay conservatives” it would just be me in the future…one on one with the host, on a Comedy Central show that airs daily during the week.

It would be a lot of fun if it happened, and I think the host and I would be interesting television. He’d try to make fun of me as a gay conservative and I hope I’d get a jab in or two myself.

Seriously, he believes that he is going on either the Daily Show (or more fittingly the Colbert Report).He also has some fantasy that he could hold his own on the Daily Show? For a start they do a bit more digging when compared to so-called proper news companies  such as The Associated Press.  PUMAs also got off rather lightly the last time they were featured on the Daily Show.

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  1. Patience
    November 21, 2010 at 2:19 am

    no, the stupid does not ever end! I am surprised that HBuzz gets so many hits…undoubtedly duJ has gotten extremely wealthy. I did see a strange “Kevin” commenting on a financial site some months ago, claiming he was from chicago and defending sarah palin because the female financial expert/blogger had taken some potshots at her…

    oh well. guess duJ can finally stop begging for $$ to create a website a radio show video editing facilities financing his trips claiming he gets no work etc etc etc etc. Maybe he’ll finally even donate to sarahpac!!

  2. November 21, 2010 at 12:59 pm

    His new recruits are completely crazy. It takes some great twisting of minds to suggest that Queen Elizabeth is a Marxist, but one buzzard manages it

    http://hillbuzz.org/2010/11/20/question-why-wont-queen-elizabeth-remove-prince-charles-from-the-line-of-succession/#comment-319276

    With this logic I guess this Buzzard thinks the IRA were Tea Party people.

  3. November 21, 2010 at 11:36 pm

    Queen Elizabeth is an obvious Marxist. Have you never seen Prince Charles? The royal family use performance theatre to try and educate the working classes about the dangerous insanity of centralised power. It’s why Prince Philip has a youtube channel of his ironic racist rants.

    Prince Charles farms organic food. Why does he do that? Why are free range chickens so important? It’s because the chickens are a metaphor. We can either be exploited as battery farmed corporate hens (and have a really fucking crap life) or live in a Marxist free range utopia (and still get killed for food but be slightly happier)…. It’s why Prince Charles studies performance art at university… to help save us all.

  4. Patience
    November 21, 2010 at 11:57 pm

    funny comment you found there, BB!

    Plus monarchy is contrary to everything Sarah and WE about here.

    HA! They take themselves so seriously… 😉

    As does Dujan with his holier-than-thou anti-human throne: A gay man who clearly has sex (or wishes he could get some) without ever have been married, who damns both hetero men and women for doing so! Now that’s someone worthy of donations!

    “He (Prince Charles) is an adulterer, admittedly so.

    It is an abject horror to think of adulteress Camilla succeeding Elizabeth Regina as queen.”

    Do tell, how does one make it to the top of the blogpile with such medieval perspectives?

    • November 22, 2010 at 12:46 am

      Do tell, how does one make it to the top of the blogpile with such medieval perspectives?

      Instructions to become a top Conservative blog

      1) Say you lover America more than anyone else
      2) Say you love Sarah Palin more than anyone else
      3) Blame anything wrong on Muslims and blacks
      4) Say you love Rush Limbaugh more than anything else
      5) Repeat step 1)

      Do that long enough Rush Limpballs will promote you on his radio show and watch cash come in.

      • November 22, 2010 at 8:38 am

        He’s like one of those musical cards that are amusing for 5 seconds.

        I love teh Hiillary
        I love teh George Bush
        I hate teh Muslims
        Blacks are lazy
        I love teh Sarah
        New campaign idea stolen from G Gordon Liddy.
        Give Money

  5. November 22, 2010 at 12:29 am

    Oh my stars and bars, an adulteress! Another word nobody ever uses in everyday conversation, but is dragged out by the feeble minded for it’s quaint associations. I think Dujan is trying to endear himself with the religious right, who, most likely, do not themselves give a flying f**k about the monarchy.

  6. November 22, 2010 at 12:52 am

    Elizabeth Regina
    Of the British Isles
    (yeah)

    Like Elizabeth the First
    Kissing Rayleigh (in a Merkin)
    She used to be a virign

    Not once
    But twice
    But then Philip had her
    In the butthole.
    Dirty Greecean basterd.

  7. Obotinchief
    November 24, 2010 at 7:04 pm

    The washed up comic/self titled puma hunter that left a comment over at the blog I love is an ass….
    carry on.

    Happy Thanksgiving!

    ps: I had a much longer comment here but instead of dragging the drama all around the net I will address it in a lengthy post at my blog on the anniversary of “D”ujan Day in January.

    • November 24, 2010 at 9:34 pm

      Such class from Strange; I look forward to it. Feel free to cross post that here come January.

      Thanksgiving is more of an American thing and bit really celebrated anywhere else other than the US, kind of like your World Series but have a good one anyway.

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